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November 2017 Latest Status for Whatsapp & Facebook
If you’re hotter than me, then that means I’m cooler than you.
I failed my online quiz, did great on my FB status.
Facebook is the only place where it’s acceptable to talk to a wall.
(Writes on FB) Gotta update my status (Clicks update)
Dance like no one’s going to put it on YouTube.
Quit posting junk that no one cares about!! It’s called FILLING UP MY NEWS FEED!!!
I know that I am beautiful, looking is enough but staring is too much.
I’m going on a date with my pillow! Goodnight 🙂
Lauren lives vicariously… Through herself.
I walk around like everything is fine, but deep down inside my shoe, my sock is sliding off.
The traffic is so slow today that I read two books, ate lunch, dinner, replied to all my emails, and I still haven’t got to work yet.
I found the hotel with the most stars in the world. It has an open roof so you can see them all. November 2017 Status
I just wanted you to know that somebody cares. Not me, but somebody does.
I lost some weight once, but I found it again in the fridge.
Life is too short to worry about matching socks.
Your idea is completely terrible… so what time shall we do it?
True love is truly amazing only when it’s truly true.
Dance like nobody is watching, because they are not, they are all checking their phones.
What do I do for a living? I breathe in and out.
Our love is like a train with no brakes, unstoppable.
I keep my page public so my haters have something to do.(:
I don’t know how to act my age because I’ve never been this old before.
When I’m at work I can fall asleep instantly, but when I’m in my bed I can hardly fall asleep.
My cell phone is acting up, I keep pressing the home button but when I look around, I’m still at work.
November 2017 Short Quotes and Sayings
Work is just something I’m doing until I win the lottery.
If we shouldn’t eat at night, why is there a light in the fridge?
My room is like the Bermuda triangle, stuff goes in and is never seen again.
Sean is going to drink wet cement and get really stoned.
I know who I am, you have no need to explain.
Act like a lady think like a boss.
Look like a girl, act like a lady, think like a man and roll like a boss. Status of November 2017
My attitude: I don’t like to take right decision, I take decisions and make them right.
I don’t care what you think of me I’m happy that’s all that matters <3.:)
I don’t care what anybody says about me as long as it isn’t true.
‘Lose my attitude?’ It’s not an attitude. I’m sick of being unappreciated. I’d love to see where you’d be without me.
If you show your attitude to me then I will show you my middle finger.
If you can’t laugh at your own problems, call me and I’ll laugh at them.
I used to be schizophrenic, but we’re all right now.
When you can’t sleep- have no fear! Facebook is here! …Yay?
“My memory is so bad” “How bad is it” “How bad is what?” November 2017 Quotes
If you’re going to spread lies and rumors about me on Facebook… Feel free to tag me.;)
James is going to borrow money from a pessimist. They don’t expect to be paid back.
I said “no” to drugs, but they just wouldn’t listen.
James is for external use only. See your doctor before administering.
I thought about losing weight once, but I don’t like losing.
I didn’t mean to push all your buttons, I was just looking for the mute button.
I wish my wallet came with free refills. Quotes of November 2017
My six pack is protected by a layer of fat.
Don’t give up on your dreams so soon, sleep longer.
It may look like I’m doing nothing, but in my head I’m quite busy.
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