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April 2017 Latest Status for Whatsapp & Facebook
At least mosquitoes are attracted to me.
I had a horribly busy day converting oxygen into carbon dioxide.
The only thing I gained so far in o is weight.
Dry fruits are just fruits that have become senior citizens.
When you drop your phone, your heart hits the ground before your phone does.
That moment when even Caps Lock can’t express your anger.
(-_-) x Billion people = China
Dear Samsung, please also start selling jeans that can accommodate your smartphones.
Sometimes the only one, who can appreciate you, is you.
Don’t steal, the government hates competition.
You’re beautiful until your Photoshop o day trial has gone.
I’m pretty sure my prayers go directly to God’s spam folder.
I am not fat, I am justEasier to see.
I never make the same mistake twiceThree, four times maybeBut never twice.
They say that alcohol kills slowlySo what? Who’s in a hurry?
A man is incomplete until he is marriedAfter that, he is finished.
Hey, I found your Nose; it was in my business again.
Reading texts half asleep is like looking into the sun.
If you`re texting two people at the same time, you are biTextual.
Want to surprise your girlfriend? Introduce her to your wife.
I don’t make mistakes, I date them.
My girlfriend is like my iPad…I don`t have an iPad.
The longer the title the less important the job.
My opinions may have changed, but not the fact that I am right.
When in doubt, mumble.
By the time you learn the rules of life, you’re too old to play the game.
A fine is a tax for doing wrongA tax is a fine for doing well.
Women should not have children after Really… children are enough.
Without ME, it’s just AWESO.
If you hurt my best friend, I will make your death look like an accident.
Never have more children than you have car windows.
God must love stupid people- he made so many!
A small incident can reveal an important event.
It is impossible to change someone’s ways or habits, especially if he is old and resists change.
People like to hear good things said about them although they may not be the truth.
People tend to lose respect for people they are close to or in close company with all the time.
One success doesn’t guarantee complete success.
If you can’t convince them, confuse them.
Good girls are bad girls, who never get caught.
I didn’t change, I just woke up.
You are so awesome that, my middle finger salutes you.
Silence is better than lies.
I am not lazy, I just rest before I tired.
Be what you want to be, not what other wants to see.
If “Plan A” didn’t work. Don’t worry; the alphabet has 25 more letters.
Do what is “Right”, not what is “Easy”.
An extremely proud person runs the risk of being humbled in front of everyone.
Something that one already has is better than going after something seemingly more worthwhile that one may not be able to get.
People who know they are good at something tend to boast about their ability.
Do something as you have seen it done although it may be different from your own way of doing it.
Everyone has a common beginning, and therefore, no one is above another.
April 2017 Short Quotes and Sayings
If opportunity doesn’t knock, build a door.
I’m not perfect, I am original.
All girls are my sisters except you.
I am only responsible for what I say, not for what you understand.
I’m not arguing, I’m simply explaining why I’m right.
You don’t realize how many clothes you have, until you wash them.
When you wait for a waiter in a restaurant, aren’t you a waiter?
Try to say the letter “M” without your lips touching.
Kidnapping? I prefer the term “surprise adoption”.
Weird is a side effect of awesome.
If girls could read minds..Every second a man would get slapped.
Relationships are a lot like AlgebraHave you ever looked at your X and wondered Y?
Think twice before you speak, you’d be able to say something more Insulting.
I Was Born Cool, Global Warming Made Me Hot.
I love my six packs so much; I protect it with a layer of fat.
I always learn from mistakes of others, who took my advice.
I heard you took an IQ test and they said you’re results were negative.
If there is no chocolate in heaven…”I AM NOT GOING”.
You don’t have to like me after all, I’m not a Facebook status.
I don`t have a bad handwriting, I have my own font.
Before you judge me, Make sure that you’re perfect.
Accept who you areUnless you’re a serial killer.
I like childrenProperly cooked.
Until I was thirteen I thought my name was ‘Shut up’.
My Mother is a travel agent for guilt trips.
The worst distance between two people is misunderstanding.
If women could read minds, every second man will get slapped.
I am not failed, my success is just postponed.
Do it today, It might be illegal tomorrow.
The greatest pleasure in Life is doing what people say you can’t do.
If you don’t stand for something, you will fall for anything.
God made every person different, He just got tired by the time he got to china.
Some people just need a High-Five, on the face.
You can do anything, but not everything.
Having one child makes you a parent, having two makes you a referee.
All my life I thought air was free, until I bought a bag of chips.
I never make stupid mistakes, only very-very clever ones.
I don’t always have time to study..but when I do, I don’t.
Sometimes you just need some space, to fart.
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